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Travel Bath Salts

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Size: 3oz
Price: $4.00
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I used to travel a lot for work and my most hated trips were sales meetings. Well, I was in advertising and it was silly for me to fly to sales meetings when I didn't have anything to do once I arrived, so there was that. But the worst parts, bar none, occurred when the conversation inevitably turned to the much-anticipated-by-everyone-except-one-terrified-queen outings to Hooters (there was ALWAYS a Hooters in the city where the meeting was held--I think it was a pre-requisite). At that moment, to give me courage, I'd edge slowly out of the luridly carpeted ballroom, race up to my room and snort vast quantities of things up my nose that can't be written about in polite company.

Why am I telling you this, you may wonder, and quite rightly so. Well it would have been so much healthier for everyone concerned had I simply been honest and said, "Guys, have yourselves a ball. I'm going to take a bath, something I love possibly as much as you do large breasts" and repaired to my room to soak for at least an hour in scented reverie.

Each packet of these skin-softening salts, scented naturally with our custom essential oil blends, provides at least 2 baths. Choose signature, citrus or sweetgrass.

Ingredients: Sea salts, Epsom salts, essential oils, Vitamins A, C & E.