The Assault Weapon Scrubby

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To understand why this 100% natural sisal fiber scrubby is named the way it is, you first have to know that several of our competitors, playing into the ubiquitous male paranoia regarding looking like a wuss have named their [100% un-natural fiber] scrubbies The Detailer (Axe) and The Deck Scrubber (Old Spice). 

We've never been known to back away from a fight unless the other party is a girl. So we dare anyone to come up with a tuffer sounding scrubby than ours.  Also, it's a good scrubby, if anyone even cares.