Equipment

**PLEASE NOTE: The loofahs in stock don't have the little cloth handle thingy pictured. If that totally bums you out, probably best not to purchase** The loofah is considered a sponge, but it's the only plant-based sponge (can you even believe how much stuff you learn by reading this site, lots of people are encouraging us to offer some kind of degree program).   Another thing some folks don't know is that you can use a DRY loofah to polish...

It's hard to remember that real sponges don't come in perfectly flat pink squares you buy at Quik-E-Mart.  Back in olden days before Canada had been discovered and we only got 3 channels on TV the only sponges available were the kind that grew in the ocean.  Then Rupert Murdoch murdered all those sponges with a death ray because he had patented the flat fake pink sponge process.   Luckily, the sponges grew back and you really...

Obviously we buy these from another company and it's surreal and hilarious because written all over the packaging and on the invoice and on a printed slip included with each one are three words: "NOT A TOY."   Doy. It's so obviously a marital aid.  I guess some idiot managed to shove one down his throat (there is no way it could fit in a child's mouth) or it got lodged in someone's behind during a bath, the mind reels....