February Links
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Fri, Feb 01 2008 - 05:13 AM
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Eric Roos
I hope you're confident about our economy. I am. We've got some short-term issues to deal with. Fourth quarter growth slowed to .6 percent. In other words, there are signs that our economy are slowing. There's some uncertainty in the economy. But in the long run you've got to be confident about your economy. Inflation is down, interest rates are low, productivity is high. Our economy is flexible, it is resilient. We've been through problems before. As a matter of fact, we've been through problems before since I was your President. We've had a recession, corporate scandals, an attack on the United States of America; we've had major national disasters, and every time we've come through strong. And that what's going to happen this time, too. –Pres. Bush discusses economy in Torrance, CA, Jan. 30 2008 www.whitehouse.gov
Do straight guys really ask their wives for permission to grovel with strippers?
We tried this on Myrtle Sue’s kid brother and can state categorically that anatomy knollege would indeed have been helpful.
Are they back, like Ronald Reagan, or did they never really leave, like Jennifer Beals?
I was backstage with N’Sync talking to Jamie Lee Curtis on my very own cellular telephone device when my employer Charo interruped on call waiting and demanded, in ear-splitting Spanish, that I get my culo back to la casa to finish ironing her Chihuahua's diapers.
They stand outside the Old Navy on Market Street and offer free “personality tests” and if you make the mistake of looking directly into their eyes a vortex opens and you disappear through the sidewalk. Swear to god.
A truly BS response to what may well be the gayest question in the universe.
Marjorie—can it really be you? You look fabulous! Admit it, you’ve had work done, I can tell. No? God? You found God? In your CLOSET?
I give it only a 4 out of 10 because it jiggled too much and made me smear Haagen-Dazs Extra Rich Light ice cream all over my new designer tracksuit.
Wholesome old-fashioned goodness, fresh from the oven.
“And tell your maid to buy only the freshest ingredients but talk slow because they only understand half of what you say anyway.”
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK. I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars.
It’s super fun when you can create healthful treats while ***gaining such fascinating insights into how they designed the web page!
Madonna, Matt and Angelina were probably busy that day, but I’m sure I speak for all of us in thanking Kimberly, A.C. and Ms. Penis for sharing.
Dear Penthouse Forum: I’m a heterosexual student at a conservative mid-Western college and never imagined I’d be having homosexual experiences six to nine times per day.
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