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Assault Weapon Scrubbie
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Assault Weapon Scrubbie

SKU: BATH-012
  • Made from 100% natural plant fiber
  • Provides extremely rigorous body exfoliation
  • Only question is whether you are man enough for it

To understand why this 100% natural sisal fiber scrubby is named the way it is, you first have to know that several of our competitors, playing into the ubiquitous male paranoia regarding looking like a wuss have named their [very un-natural nylon] scrubbies The Detailer (Axe) and The Deck Scrubber (Old Spice). The New York Times even ran a story about this terribly important issue; look for a book soon.

We've never been known to back away from a fight unless the other party is a girl. So we dare anyone to come up with a tuffer sounding scrubby than ours. Also, it's a good scrubby, if anyone even cares.

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